1. penishole:


    when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

    I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

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  2. urghpizza:

    queued x

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  3. "Take a shower,
    Wash away the bad thoughts,
    Cleanse your body,
    Put on some relaxing music,
    Get in to bed,
    — You’ll be okay (via purehfied)

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  5. ittybittybugbones:






    My sister and I have a headcanon that Jane is Belle and the Beast’s grandaughter.

    and I think this further proves our point…


    Which would explain why she understand Tarzan, he sort of reminds me of Beast in attitude…. he is sort of a Beast… hmmm. I like your headcanon. 

    I agree. Professor Porter said that she got her wild stories from her mother. Belle had wild stories, which turned out to be true, just like Jane’s story about Tarzan was true.

    This must be shared, with EVERYONE!



    (via missmammas)


  6. hi:

    *walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

    (via fake-mermaid)


    1. Parent: why are you always texting your friends?!
    2. Me: haha lol idk *reblogs oatmeal*

  7. hybridthry:

    wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

    (via hotboyproblems)


  8. harry2016:

    My eyes don’t shed tears, but boy they pour when I’m…

    (Source: hotsenator, via catchinganattitude)

  9. skinnycigs:

    Wow, gorgeous body

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